Giuseppe Andrews Movies
- 2006

Long Row to Hoe
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Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a...
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- 2003

The Date Movie
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“Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the...
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- 2005

Grandpa
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“After a fall at a local bar, an elderly alcoholic asks his adult grandsons for one last favor. Seems several years ago he took five hookers to...
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- 1996

Invisible Mom
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A family's life is thrown into comical chaos after mom accidentally drinks her inventor husband's latest concoction, an invisibility potion.
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- 2011

Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
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A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.
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- 2003

Dad's Chicken
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Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t...
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- 2002

In Our Garden
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60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park...
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- 2004

Who Flung Poo
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An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he...
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- 2004

Babysitter
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Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including...
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- 2011

From the Head
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Underneath Times Square, there's a strip club filled with beautiful women. Behind the club's bathroom door is Shoes, a bathroom attendant. For three...
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- 1989

Getting It Right
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Gavin is 31 years old and still lives with his parents. He is awfully shy but before he knows it there are three women interested in him. Lady...
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- 2007

Garbanzo Gas
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When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a...
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- 2014

Giuseppe Makes a Movie
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While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate...
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- 2004

Actor
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Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he...
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- 2007

Cat Piss
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Cat Piss centers on director Andrews’ newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7...
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- 2006

Cross Breeze
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Giuseppe is working on some new tracks. He seeks advice from Ed. Turd Cramp.
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- 2008

It's All Not So Tragic
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For film historian Greg Connor, things haven’t been going well. He’s had mental problems ever since the day he ruined his chance at being...
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- 2015

Last Mango in Paris
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A man moves into a boarding-room in a po-dunk town.
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- 2016

HANS I NEED TO SEE YOU
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Giuseppe shreds on guitar
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- 2014

Pregnant With a Swastika
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Giuseppe plays Bob Dillion, during the writing of the book "Tarantula" who lays an egg containing the ultimate woman
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